i can be sexy

I just want you all to know that I am a man. Long have you wandered looking for me, and finally I have been found. You have searched through the darkness and loneliness with one purpose, to find me. There is no sky, ground, heaven or hell, just me, and I am a man. I was man before I was born and will be a man long after I die; I am the beginning and the end, the alpha-man and omega-man. Power, stamina, prowess, fortitude, tenacity, stamina, and guile are qualities I possess in great quantities, if you ever question my competency. Rejoice because I am here and long for your touch and embrace, as you do mine. You are beautiful to me and I am beautiful to you. So come to me, touch my masculine physique, rub hot Persian oils on my blemish free skin, and we can light candles and talk about feelings and shit. I am strong. Have you seen my washboard stomach? I do crunches every morning; I can do a thousand now. I need you. They say love knows no boundaries, but this is not true, the only love that exists is within my arms, holding you tight. We will be as one, together, whenever, wherever, we were meant to be together, I'll be there and you'll be near and that's the deal my dear.