"So we need to drive to Ed Budd's office, pick up the job, get these invoices signed and at some point get lunch, i'm fucking starving." - Mike
"Yeah, did I ever tell you about the time I pissed myself on an airplane?" -Jojo
"Wha, what, pissed yourself, what?" -Mike
" Dude, I was in Vegas a couple years ago and the night before we were supposed to leave, i just got wasted hammered drunk, i was drinking all day, passed out, and then woke up and drank until like 4:00 am. Fucking shitcanned. So then Pam (jojo's girlfriend) wakes me up in the morning and i still can't see straight, and she is being a bitch and yelling at me and shit, and then at the airport she goes to check us in and i lay down in the middle of the terminal. The middle of the fucking terminal, i drag the bags around me and she lets me sleep for about 30 minutes. Once we finally get on the plane i passed out immediately. I wake up about an hour later and the stewardess and Pam are leaning over me and throwing water all over my body because i guess i was sweating and shaking and shit. I go the the bathroom and try to maintain for a bit but on my way back i notice that my shorts are just soaked. I get back to my seat and Pam glares at me and that i need to 'sick the fuck down right now.' The piss had puddled in my seat and she made me sit in it the rest of the trip. It was all sloshing around and dripping on the floor. she wouldn't even let me change my shorts until we got home."- Jojo
"Did any of the peepee get on her?"-Mike
"Probably, she was sitting next to me, fuck maybe that's why she was so pissed."-Jojo
"Maybe?"-Mike
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