More weird happend, but I forgot some

For the past couple of days I’ve been trying to put into words what exactly I was involved with last weekend. So much strangeness happened over such a short period it really overwhelms me to think about all that transpired. Here is a good metaphor, if someone were writing a book on my life as I lived it, this would be the chapter that the author was tripped out on acid. I was slightly hung over, driving on snow covered roads with a car with balled tires, playing rugby in the snow, being painfully cold from 9:00 am – 6:00 pm, not feeling my toes from 9:30-6:00, shivering, being irate that kegs were not tapped at 10:00, drinking a only a small amount of beer because my hands got too cold from being exposed and holding cold beverages, getting hit in the face and bleeding, only eating a bagel sandwich and 1 tube of energy goo, trying to find a place to eat at Breck on a Saturday night, finding out that everywhere has a two hour wait, almost getting kicked out of a restaurant after being seated and waiting for 1 hour, thinking that the waitress must have done something to my food because there were 10 angry rugby players in her restaurant and it was clearly obvious we freaked out the squares, discovering $5 pitchers of beer is a wonderful deal, deciding to stay for only 2 pitchers and staying for 15, partying with rugby girls, having random rugby girl dig my business, finding out girl was digging my business to anger her boyfriend, having boyfriend get angry with me and my team, realizing the dude was small and would get his shit wrecked if he continued his course of action, buying the girl a drink, realizing that rugby girls are very unattractive but they like to get real drunk and dance “ sexy ? ”, thinking it would be real funny to get some high schools kids drunk and then finding out they were both as old as me, being worried about inhaling a lingering cloud of weed and then failing my drug test the next week, realizing that rugby players should do cooler drugs like pcp or coke because on said drugs they would be better at rugby, weed makes people lazy and shitty at rugby, waking up to a 45 year old rugby player coughing up a lung because he smoked a lot of weed, staying in a condo that stunk of weed and asshole, driving back to Denver hung over again and again on snow covered roads, going to the cherry creek mall and being freaked out by how strange I thought everyone looked, seeing bragina, hearing Warzone argue with his mom because she thinks he is starting to look like a bike messenger or someone who belongs working at Qudoba, seeing someone I went to high school with, making eye contact, look away and keep walking, going to whole foods the scarff the free samples, discovering that there was no free samples except brownies, eating 10 brownies, buying tickets for The Departed then finding out it comes out on DVD Tuesday, wasting 2 hours at the mall, getting angry at the Gap, convincing Warzone for 30 minutes that Letters from Iwo Jima was a movie we should see, watching Japanese people being fucking nuts, and having the overwhelming feeling all day that I have been away from Denver/reality for a solid two weeks when its only been a day.