Response to hooking up with b-league frisbee players

For the record, I have never bedded a girl that played b-league. My various forays into the world of the b-league was met with what I would say was three key obstacles in wooing a lady into taking her clothes off. The biggest factors included Warren and Rumpley, if anyone knows either of those guys you understand how big of cock blocks they really are. Warren was always puking, cursing and being drunk and Rumpley was being himself. Also, the various girls that happened to be on my teams in b-league were all shitty frisbee players, therefore they got very angry when a laser, hammer, or no frisbee at all went there way. I also usually wore a g-unit jersey, and as everyone knows frisbee players hate gangstas.