The follwing conversation didn't come directly out of the mouth of Jojo, but rather from one of his known associates. It's not exactly Jojo caliber, however funny nonetheless.
Bryan (Friend of Jojo): Man, you young guys should never cheat on your girls. I'm 34 years old and I'm still doing that shit, and it's bad. The last time I cheated and hopefully the very last, the fucking girl left her panties at my house. Man, and being the dumbass that I am, one day after I was done loving my girl and feeling pretty good about myself, I was digging through my sock drawer and found them panties. I didn't realize they were that skanky ho's that I brought over and fucked the week before, so being the badass that I am I was like," hey baby your panties are in my sock drawer, an then I shot them at her face like a rubber band." I hit her square in the nose, she even recoiled back a little bit. Then she picked them up and looked at them and said," Size 5, who the fuck is size 5, who the fuck are these Bryan?" Shit, when something like that goes down you have to deny everything, never give her an inch or you're fucked. " Stop fucking around, those are yours," and I said that about tenty times in a row. That was a year ago and every once in a while when she thinks my guard is down, she'll be like," so whose panties where those really?" What I'm really glad about is that I washed the panties before they ended up in my drawer because if those had hit her in the face being all dirty I would have been fucked. Girls know their own stink.
Everyone else at the table: Starting in amazement................laughter
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