We thought about a couple other themes for the team, but they didn’t really pan out. For a while it seemed like a good idea to have a Silence of the Lambs theme. Ladies could dress in drab earlier 90’s non-descript business wear or night gowns and rub lotion on their skins. The whole being in a pit would have been hard to replicate. The dudes could have dressed in coveralls and get some of those freaky masks. Also, dudes could play in self made lady skins suits, but we decided it would have been too hard to play with our dongs and balls tucked between our legs. Oh it would have been good, good.
Our other theme was going to be the movie The Notebook. We would have dressed normal and hugged and cried in the rain or some shit? Some people could have been old, weren’t there old people in that movie? I don’t know I didn’t see that movie.
We decided on hunting because who doesn’t like shooting shit. Targets, cans, trash, clay pigeons, real pigeons, small animals, large animals, sea animals, endangered animals, all are tremendous fun to shoot. Man I would love to shoot an endangered animal, like a white rhino or Siberian tiger or one of those mountain gorillas. I read this thing in Time about how the mountain gorillas in
We don’t own any guns, so we won’t actually be shooting anything. Someone might have a really big knife or a yo-yo. Yo-yos were originally hunting paraphernalia, seriously look it up. Also, I’ll bring some piano wire just in case someone on the team feels like sneaking up on some baby deer that might be around. Someone will bring a blind, we’ll dress in fake tree suits, and we’ll undoubtedly scent ourselves with deer piss scent and booze as to mask our people smells. Yes, this year we’re huntin’ for wins.
