Thursday, April 3, 2008

Play Frisbee

Hello World,

It’s time to start thinking about your future. How would you like to spend it? I heard that a chunk of Antarctica the size of Pennsylvania just broke off the mainland and is floating around somewhere. We’re not reducing carbon emissions and I’m 95% sure that hybrids emit a ton of CFCs (I read that somewhere, the interweb has all sorts of great information). Foreboding news if you ask me. It won’t be long before we are elbow deep in a future very closely resembling Waterworld staring Kevin Costner. It’s gonna be your future and how would you like to spend your time?

You can work a lot. Buy, sell, buy, sell, buy, sell, and then die. Don’t do that.
I played golf one time, it’s stupid and easy and for old people.
You can hike and camp and fish and trek and be…. in…..nature?
Shooting shit with a gun is fun, buy a gun and do just that.
Tennis is difficult and far too frustrating.
The writers strike is over and who doesn’t like spending Saturdays and weekday evenings watching network television? I think they are allowed to say shit during primetime, brings a little more spice to the salsa.
Sitting around and getting fat is fun; lots of people I know do that. Baseball is cool to watch.
You could play competitive co-ed ultimate Frisbee.

Slowdance Ultimate 2008 is about to begin. In our 3rd year since inception we’ve got it all figured out. Every year there has been a steady increase in quality of play and quality of people. 2008 will be our break-out year. We plan on playing all the local Colorado tournaments and the series which consequently sectionals and regionals are both in the state. There will be no road trip to Santa Barbara or a similar unsavory local. We’ll probably travel for 1 or possibly 2 out-of-state tournaments depending on interest.